Recumbent bike Song - Susan Werner

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Some bent myths/stereotypes here



RECUMBENT BIKE
I SEE THEM RIDING ON THE PATH
WITH EVERY MUD PUDDLE THEY TAKE A BATH
ALWAYS A GUY WHO’S GOOD AT MATH OR SCIENCE
SOCIETAL OUTSIDER
THAT’S WHAT IT TAKES TO RIDE A
RECUMBENT BIKE
HE’S GOT HIS ORANGE SAFETY FLAG
BLUEBERRY CLIF BAR IN HIS SADDLEBAG
IN ANY GROUP HE’LL ALWAYS LAG BEHIND, AND
HE’LL SMILE AS YOU DRAW NEARER
IN HIS WEIRD HELMET MIRROR
RECUMBENT BIKE
THEY RIDE OUT WHERE ITS FLAT
CAN’T CLIMB UPHILL LIKE THAT
YOU WON’T SEE THEM ON THE MOUNTAINS
THEY STOP AT DRINKING FOUNTAINS
YOU ASK THAT GUY A QUESTION
HE’LL TALK ALL AFTERNOON
ABOUT ABOVE SEAT STEERING
ABOUT DUTCH ENGINEERING
SO DO YOURSELF A FAVOR
JUST SAY “HEY, SEE YOU LATER - ”
RECUMBENT BIKE

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^^^^^^
I ride a trike, so none of this applies anyway...OK, maybe the hills bit, and the societal outsider, and getting drenched by puddles, and.....

Cheers